Sometimes I just want to blog about things I randomly like and you know, since I run this website I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. That being said, this blog is a tribute to one of my favorite people and besty girlfriends ever, Miss Daxclamation.
Typical US.
Daxclamation and I met on the Masquerade dance floor years and years ago when DSC was the only party worth going to, I wore white cowboy boots all the time and we were all obsessed with Bloc Party. Ahhh, the good old Atlanta days. Anyways, he marched up to me in a glorious cloud of perfume, hairspray and ciggys and made some snide comment on why all the cute boys were dancing with me when they should be dancing with him. I liked him immediately and totally agreed. We’ve been fighting crime together ever since.
This is how gaybies are made.
THE TOP 6 REASONS I REALLY LIKE DAX (becase 5 was too little and 10 gave me a headache)
1. We text all day long. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep some sort of hilarious commentary on our adventures is happening via text message. Plus, we sort of have our own secret language thats composed mainly of the words “jampax, jampons, gayleg and bananaface” that can sum up any life situation. I seriously laugh all day due to this and I blame this sort of constant + considerable attention as the direct reason I havent needed a boyfriend in almost 5 years. Thanks a lot, asshole.
3. Sometimes we do impressions of our other glitter counterpart Michael Payne for hours and hours and it just never ever gets old (OMG sidenote Michael is so the next subject of my sparkle blogs). We are endlessly entertaining to each other. In fact, we do impressions of everyone we know and we’d do them for you but you might not get it or you might hate us. Probably the latter but its funny to us and that’s what REALLY counts.
3. Approximately one hour or two drinks in to a night out together we prance over to the bathrooms for a “Dax over”. A Dax over will leave your hair big, your lips full of glitter and a teeeeeny bit of your soul missing. He always screams “BARDOU HONEY. BARDOU” to me as he teases my hair and I loveeeee being yelled at. Plus I can text and eat snickers while he does my hair, and who doesn’t like that.
Hosting The Miss East Atlanta Pageant together. It takes a Queen to crown a Queen!
4. Somehow our outfit color schemes always match and we never plan it. I think this happens because our menstrual cycles have synced but I cant find any scientific evidence to support this. Oh well.
5. We have fat girl alter egos called “Stacey and Bethanny” who have their own alter ego voices and cry tears of ranch. Stacey and Bethanny love chinese food and bad romantic comedies. Stacey and Bethanny might be lesbians.
6. More than anything I like Dax because I know none of my um…crazy tendencies or late night hijinks will ever scare him off (I mean, what personal boundaries DIDNT we break last summer. TMI is so not a word in a our auto text, thank you very much) and that’s more than I can say for most men. In fact, I think our mutual weirdness is the cheese that holds us together and I want to get old and moldy together, you know? And then get lots of botox, marry rich politicians and have a show together on vh1. THE END.
annnnd this pretty much sums up our friendship.
I LOVE YOU DAX! XO Sarah Mincher
AND don’t forget to follow us on glitter as we continue to fight nightclub crime and bad hair everywhere —> (Click to follow, duh) —-> @Daxclamation + @SarahMincher
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